As we have been threatened by legal action we have disabled this website!

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In honour of "Talk like a Pirate!" day, this form will translate any 'real' web page on the internet into 'pirate english'

This was done under our company policy of doing 'kindly' deeds for future customers :-). Curiously enough the pirate version of our own website was more interesting to read than the non pirate version!... see: pirate tranlation of http://netwinsite.com but don't tell our marketing people I said that ok!

p.s. Not all websites will display perfectly, but most will more or less!

Web page to translate from english to pirate: (e.g. http://microsoft.com)

• Star Trek Blog
• Strange Laws
• Microsoftws Website
• Wikipidia vs FBI
• The Onion
• Post to our blog if you find some we should add!

A lovely girl named Alice got an email offering her a free product to enhance the security of her computer. The price was good but she was not stupid and she suspected the person who sent the message was a thief.

A blitheringly lovely lassey named Alice got an email offer'n her a free "Or Cheap!" product t' enhance th' security "blanket" o' her computer. Th' "Ahoy, Me Hearties! " booty be good but she be nay stupid an' she suspected th' swabbie who sent th' message be a horn swoggler.

We translate the search results and the page you click on within the results (just one level deep)!

If you are feeling particularly 'piratey' you might like to add a pirate search engine to your browser and then set it as the default. To do this in Chrome goto 'Tools/Options/Default Search/Add and use this url. Results can be confusing!

http://translate-pirate.com/cgi-bin/xlate.cgi?cmd=google&q=%s

If you like your own web pages translated why not pop in a 'Translate to Pirate English' button/link (yes that example will work for this page, try it!) the html you need is:

<a href="http://translate-pirate.com/cgi-bin/xlate.cgi?page=YOUR.WEBSITE/index.htm"> Translate to Pirate English</a>

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